Saturday, June 18, 2011

I want to live my life backwards! In my next life....


One of My New Finding And ......

You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
Truly yours,
 “May You Live Everyday Of Your Life? 
Dont quit! Suffer now And live the rest of your life As a Champion !                                 The Only People For Me Are The Mad Ones, The Ones Who Are Mad To Live, Mad To     Talk, Mad To Be Saved, Desirous Of Everything At The Same Time.” :P :P